Warped by Mike McMahan

Author:Mike McMahan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Pocket Books/Star Trek

Memorable Quotes

FRANKLIN

Have you ever emptied the holodeck’s biological waste trap after Worf’s workout?

LYDIA

Eew, no. What’s it like?

FRANKLIN

It’s actually kinda nice. Smells like whisky.

LYDIA

You . . . you haven’t tasted it, though. Right?

FRANKLIN

Oh—oh, no way. Um, that would be gross.

LYDIA

Good.

FRANKLIN

Yep.

LYDIA

What’s that you’re drinking right now?

FRANKLIN

. . . whisky.

Lydia stares at him as he takes a long sip.

LYDIA

Let’s go mess with Picard’s fish.

FRANKLIN

No way, that thing is poison. All those little barbs and stuff? Poison-tipped.

LYDIA

Don’t be a baby. We’ll be fine.

FRANKLIN

I’ve been poisoned before; it’s not fun.

LYDIA

(mocking impersonation)

I’m Franklin. I hate being poisoned.

FRANKLIN

I’m scared of the captain, too. I mean, the guy has a poisonous fish! No, thanks.

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